Angie Keefer

Index

  1. Being the MeasureExpert handwriting analysis of famous poet reveals little.
  2. Blind in One EggPortions of this text removed to protect historical specificity from false sense of importance.
  3. Cat Without GrinOn the theoretical convenience of ghosts
  4. Ch 1Another pamphlet in a series on domestic interiors or a first chapter of some larger story
  5. Costumeless ConsciousnessConfounded by Emily Dickinson, legendary philosophers regroup on lost highway.
  6. For Immediate ReleaseMarketing screed invites you to a night of percussive improvisation.
  7. Found WantingWhy in the world has someone done this, when anything at all was possible?
  8. FuturesFrom indeterminate positions, all together decide whether whatever matters.
  9. Good Faith After BadIn which compelling scenes with literary aspirations disassemble into brushstrokes and pigments
  10. Kettle Megalith JerrycanIndoor plumbing predates farming by about as many years as the birth of Jesus predates space travel.
  11. Mirror WorldsIn which the internet is both overhyped and underestimated, (style) x (content) = art, and robots do it for each other
  12. MMDC3Lucid dreaming in and around the Kunstenbibliotheek in Gent
  13. Navigating the ForegroundA plant thriving on human neglect is just a plant thriving.
  14. NeurocarrotsA and B consider changing minds, then C attempts to execute.
  15. No BrainerIt’s borderline uncivilized to explain a joke, but this is an essay, not a party, so bear with me.
  16. Nonexistence Neither Proved Nor DisprovedRespected physicists propose card trick, test theory of backward causation.
  17. An Octopus in Plan ViewConceived as a four-dimensional asterisk for an eight-part radio broadcast
  18. Old GoldFour meditations on shiny things and the dreams of their beholders
  19. Other FuturesArt historian, elevator passengers, gang of real estate speculators, motivational speaker, public feud, surprising returns
  20. Pack It In Pack It OutThe problem and the advantage of genre is all that it enables us not to notice about a given specimen once we’ve situated it within its proper category.
  21. The Paradox of BeginningsIf X is contingent on Y and Y is contingent on X, which came first?
  22. Please Add To & ReturnIn which various networks outgrow their narratives
  23. The Sky’s Not the LimitThings fall apart. Things mutate and reassemble. Things fall apart again, differently. And so on.
  24. Talking _/)_s Into ExistenceWords have been sounds as long as they’ve been words, but writing was drawing until perhaps 5,000 years ago.
  25. Time Out of MindBreathe in. Feel the supreme comfort. Breathe out. Personal Leadership. Feel it. Ooze it.
  26. To Whom It May ConcernOpen letter to deceased storyteller regarding drainage, rocks, dreams
  27. The View from the Window at Le Gras“It is not so hard to make an image, the difficulty is in keeping it.”
  28. Where Were WeLoosely associated femmes fatales arrange themselves between reflective signs.
  29. Whose Plateau?In which stationary objects appear to move without changing position
  30. Why BotherWhat is absolutely good, what is absolutely valuable, what is eternally meaningful, and why we’ll never be certain